Humans get thirsty. Humans need immediate access to their smartphones. Due to the two aforementioned facts, the cell phone holder party cup exists. Available in four colors at a price of $7.99 each, the innovative cups guarantee that you won’t go one second without access to a touch screen. To quote the product page,
Now you can easily take a selfie while checking in on Foursquare, updating your Facebook status and tweeting about how you made & are currently drinking THE BEST DRINK EVER from that recipe you re-pinned last week!
So there you have it. One less first world problem to complain about.